Here's a thought...

* if you aren't ACTUALLY going to WATCH my child, DO NOT OFFER TO BABYSIT!!!!!!

*When I say that she cannot have anymore sugar I am NOT kidding!!!!

*I don't care if her brother woke her up on purpose after a 2 1/2 hour nap!!!!

* it is NOT okay for her to stand up on a small, unstable toddler chair!

* She has no toys here, so of course EVERYTHING she touches isnt hers!!!

* STOP BEING STUPID!!!!!